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Tom, ready to come out and play? And today's Q&A...drum roll please:)

Posted by Brenda~MQIH~ on 9/2/2005, 13:50:39
1)just have to say, once again, I don't know what kind of pants you have (well, I do know your underwear...sigh) but I am pretty sure my pants DON'T blow up.....and if I have to unzip,unbutton,pull off,button up, zip up, tie, hold waist and blow? I am gonna be dead..there will be no way I will get to floatation stage..so tell me what kind of pants you have:0 It's either curtains for me/the 911 suggestion or your pants;)

2) If I neeeded a simple explosion, somewhere between the volcano you can make with vinegar/baking soda and Hiroshima...and all I had was the stuff under my sink....exactly what would I want to mix? Or if that makes you nervous... think of it this way...at least I won't mix those chemicals together on PURPOSE and accidently kill myself.

3) Besides the "Brit and the foot eating mini-gator" Ya got any more funny stuff to share? And no more of this "one day I was lying naked in front of my 3000 closest friends stuff", that story DID NOT END HEA. You know, any accidental cluster-F's or goat F's (Which btw, we will need the definitive answer on the difference between a goat/cluster F. The difference has been the topic of much speculation and debate around here before....ya wanna clear this up once and for all for us)?
4) now for a hard one....not that I am expecting a miracle...but if I needed to stop someone bigger and badder than me from attacking me what is the best way to do it....just a simple something....I am 5'4" and a hundred and mumble-mumble pounds:) Have a big mouth, but for some reason can't scream very well...never gonna make it in the "B" movies that's for sure;)Never had any kind of defensive training...etc...but I do stay alert..(learned how off a State Trooper)but if I accidently get into the position where the said someone bigger/badder actually gets close enough to touch me, what to do, what to do?
Okay, I think that is the end of today's edition...feel free to add any thing your little pea-picking heart desires:0
TY Brenda


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