In fact, you could create a template: substitute covering of choice (electric blanket or fur rug), alcohol du jour (make mine single malt), a good, hmmm, given this board, I think the sex and the numbers should probably be left to viewer discretion, fluffy ... well, I know there are cat lovers and some people might be attached to their petunia eating elephants ... remote: that's good, either for the stereo and the TV or any other electronics :).
Thanks Dr. Tom -- what a helpful weekend prescription.