The mood your in is usually symptomatic of a board meeting, which you said wasn't until 8 March. OR NEEDING TO PULL PERSONAL AND BUSINESS RECORDS TOGETHER TO GET STATE AND FEDERAL TAXES DONE. I think your procrastinating so your playing with us!
It's either taxes or your constipated from not putting the Metamusal in your tank, was going to say putting it in your scotch but I could not be that cruel to you:)