Did you miss the part where Tom said he could carry in the groceries in ONE trip?? Or the part about how MANY pushups they had to do in Buds ? Or that the forward lean and rest was their RESTING position? Or the part where he could still PT BETTER than most people ? I'm pretty sure you said you don't exercise, something about not liking to sweat.
I would rethink the "arm 'rasslin" perhaps something NON PHYSICAL might be better for you
Can you sing? Maybe a trivia game for some reason I think you'd do EXTREMELY well at trivia. :)