No offense to your Mother! Mom's are sacred. BUT Fruit Cakes have been known to injure people - see above - and they give me the heebie jeebies! Now give me a an overly drunk rum "donut hole"* and then we got something to talk about.
*MIG nature of the BB lately I refuse to refer to the proper name.
HoHoHo - oops! Jolly Season!!!!