2. “I was probably in a lot more danger in Columbia but just didn't know it.” The Columbia thing intrigiues me…
3. “Not a car guy--trying to be a boat guy but not having a lot of luck at that either. Was a biker back in the mid 80s, then Arnold road a Harley in terminator and the whole biker scene was shot overnight” Have never really been a boat guy. Want to be a bike guy but I want a chopper but not in the budget. Have Braeden telling mommy on a daily basis that he wants a motorcycle! And I agree the Arnold F’d up the whole thing
4. “SO, when you see Sam readin a Suz book, are things looking up or down?” Sex? What’s that? Things are looking up as long as I let her take a bath and don’t shut the book without checking the page number. And it is very weird to hear someone else call her Sam. Been doing it for 10 years and I am the only one…but it works.
5. “Steak” Good man, we can still be friends
6. “WalMart or Target? Walmart--its next to a pub” I wish mine was.
7. ”I like the guy that drinks whiskey on stage” – Ron White – My favorite part is where he talks about pinning a $20 bill on his kid for the first taker when he sends him on a plane by himself…can I do that with my wife?
8. “14 years old--International Swimming Hall of Fame pool in FT LAuderdale (what is it with that town) go to warm up. Take off sweat, put on goggles, walk to edge of pool, realize I neglected to put a suit on” OK so this leads into the perfect story to embarrass Sam! So…at the Bronze meet…wearing a paper suit that is of course a size or two too small for her ahem…chest…anyway…she is swinging her arms, warming up and hears a noise…So there is a small tear at the edge of the suit near the armpit…does she do anything about it? Nope..she still races! This would be the 500 she was swimming…SO, about at the 400 mark, her coach notices there is a hitch in her stroke and her time has started to slow. He is confused but obviously can’t do anything about it. So she has a sucky time in her opinion, but still qualifies for the finals. Everyone is waiting for her to get out of the pool but she won’t…She couldn’t! Her suit had completely torn out in the front and she was showing the goods!!!! Smart girl had more suits and did get to swim in the finals, but she was harassed for YEARS about it.
9. “Favorite saying? Whatever you conscience can handle.” Mine is “Making chicken soup out of chicken s***” I do this every day!
You know…we really should leave the ladies and go grab a beer. I have had 4 so you need to catch up.