2- Since I can't afford barf bags for the whole class, I nixed the idea of giving my presenttion au naturel BUT, the proff wants me to bring in sometype of "show & tell " item for my presention could you give me any reasonable suggestions other than the anonatomically incorrect SEAL GI -Joe ?
Smooches (see definiton below)
smooches: most often an urban gesture between people who have a casual social or business connection to convey affection, demonstrated by a tilting of the chin, angleing of the shoulders, pursing of the lips, while making a smacking sound saying "smooches" without any physical contact or invasion of personal space.