1. How does such an intelligent person have a 2.2 GPA? Why do you assume I am intelli*ent--perhaps I am just wealthy and have a lar*e research department---No actually it is all your fault---not you specifically but women--and beerr--and fun and ru*by and everythin else but studyin ---and i don't be*rud*e twenty somethin Tom a second of it
2. Is there a reason you didn't go from high school straight to the Navy? Yes--I had the oppurtunity to be the first person to complete colle*e in my family, I had a swimmin scholarship and it meant I could drink and chase women for four years--no brainer
3. Out of all the things listed, was there something you really didn't want to do? Really didn't want to be the combatin terrorism officer for CLF--'cause I knew they weren't serios about it
4. Education is indespensible--so is life---to quote a friend somtimes it takes twenty yeas to et twenty years experience
5. Was there something you missed out on in the Navy that you wish you could go back and do? Yeah make Commander
And the most important, thought provoking one of them all...
6. What is your favorite cookie?Slice and bake chocolate chip