I'll just eat all these cookies myself gain 5 pounds/rot my teeth out/poke myself in the eye with my chopsticks and probably have Mr. chuckie thinking I am fruit loop....its' okay...I can take it...if my lower lip would just quit tttrreemmmbbbbling...although, if you have any single good-looking male semi-ingelligent funny friends....I might feel better....???? course now they won't want me 'cause you will tell them I am not right.........wwwwwwwhhhhhhaaaa