Just how did they fit
down that chimney of Dodger's?
after all I says It's no bigger
than a louse...(oh that is so bad)
they were dressed all in black
from their heads to their toes
so I turns to my dear one, and
I says, Dear Mable, Dear Mable
oh what can that be...
And laying a finger upside of
her nose...she says to me
Charlie you big ole dumb souse
that's obviously, obviously
some great big weird...